My friend and I were drunk photoshopping last night. Forgot we made this (via)
This is just so random. Im out
Headcanon submitted by Anonymous
Guest illustration by Cybersp0nge (who assures us with all the honesty a perv like him can muster that he was not the anonymous submitter). His Tumblr blog is here. It’s easy to tell that he’s given pony-shipping plenty of thought before, which is good to know, since he’s making an animated parody of the show and all.
All the ships are listed in the tags, so if you don’t understand any of them, check the tags on the original post.
God, even putting aside the pony aspect this is really creepy and gross.
”I like to think all the characters I like are branded by an image of the first person or object to touch their genitals” Notice how Cadence was a good bride and saved herself for Shining. And of course, Rarity is a pony with high standards, so she’s clearly above sex, right? I guess? And yes, let’s imply that Fluttershy has been molested by her creepy fanbase. This entire post is an unsettling fucking trainwreck.
Yes, I know they’re supposed to be joke images, but the “jokes” shitty creepy rubbish.
Says a tumblr user who called their blog ‘Dragondicks’. :)
Now now, Catfood, Dragondicks’ amusing hypocrisy doesn’t make his evaluation any less true. No sensible person with an ounce of maturity would disagree that this is an unsettling fucking trainwreck in which each picture has terrible reasons behind the appropriateness for their “I have deflowered you”-branding. I would go so far as to speculate that others, who are less inclined to comment, may have noticed how unsettling and creepy the presentation of this headcanon was too, and that it may have even been intentional on the part of the artist (although of course I am not qualified to speak on his behalf regarding this). “Shitty creepy rubbish” was the original purpose of My Little Headcanon, remember?
I’m sure that Mr Dragondicks (whose name may have extremely non-penis-related origins for all we know) will eventually get around to decrying the unsettling trainwrecks of taste in all of the other shitty creepy rubbish headcanons - and not just those on our Tumblrs - and I do hope that you will keep your snide ad hominems to yourself when he does, so that we may continue to nurture a healthy environment of open criticism and appreciative artistic deconstruction around our work. We may even have to consider letting him join in with the illustration someday, if his understanding of it is indeed as perceptive as it appears to be. It’s always nice when people “get it”.
M-mine would be discord… T-that’s all I’m saying
And here we have undeniable proof that Trixie has sex with Minors.
(This joke is funny)
easy there, Spike! LMAO
Rarity and Spike belong to
Art by me! tadah!
Take this with a grain of rice. You can use this or not. I personally find my anatomy more fun than the canon style so.
But yeah this is how I work.
Oh, in case anyone draws horses.
I tried to make the creepers scream like Lemongrab. Tried being the operative word.
HAHAHAHA THAT IS HILARIOUS XD
These pics were taken one second apart
Lightning is REALLY BRIGHT
Oh great, now there’s ANOTHER species that’s smarter than me
Well I feel dumb now.